This is kind of funny. Zachary just handed me a Parent Driving review. He had to fill it out (multiple choice) and also comment. Each category I was rated 0 to 10. Oddly enough he gave me 10's.
So mine goes something like this:
Dear Parent,
Recently, I had the hair-raising experience of driving with you, and I was so frightened that I wanted to inform you immediately of your performance.
GENERAL DRIVING SKILLS
Upon entering the car, I immediately relaxed. At times, I felt as if I were in a car chase scene from a movie. Getting out of the car was a bummer.
CAR CONDITION
Stepping into the car, I noticed a sweaty baboon odor. The area near my feet had ample leg room.
CAR ENTERTAINMENT
The entertainment dduring the drive consisted of sing-alongs to the radio. As a result, I was pleased.
NAVIGATION SKILLS
The driver generally took the scenic route and needed a police rescue. After a wrong turn, the driver would keep driving, only faster. My feeling is that this driver should only take cabs.
OVERALL RATING
Overall, the mood was cheerful. I'd give the ride a G for great. I will always be haunted by the memories.
Grief In The Time of Covid
5 years ago

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