The mind of a 9 year old boy

I picked Zachary up from the bus. We took a short ride to Newburyport. On our way over Zach informed me he showed his teacher his biceps. So I asked what she said and he responded with "WOW!" I kind of chuckled. He then said you know "chicks dig big biceps." Yes Zach some might! He then says "I don't think I want chest hair." Now Im like where is this coming from. He says "do chicks dig chest hair because I really don't want it." Emma quickly reminded him that his father has chest hair and grows a beard. That was the end of that one.

Yesterday at school he decided he wanted a big scorpion tattoo. He wants to be like the singers in Godsmack (a rock group). He tried to convince the women present that chicks dig tattoo's. They weren't going for it.

It's so funny to hear all about what chicks dig from Zach. It's interesting at what age boys start realizing the other gender is out there. Probably about two years ago I heard Zach whistle at a bunch of teenage girls. I called him on it and he told me "Mom they were hot!"

Chest hair and tatoo's at age 9---What happens when the teens come along?